Update #1: It just came to my attention that CSS3 Pie does in fact continue to work in IE9. I quickly skimmed through the source code but couldn’t find out why their code would still function. If any CSS3 PIE reads this, please get in touch! Maybe not all hope is lost, after all. Nope. CSS3 Pie faces the same issues. Update #2: Decided to lower profanity a little to enable more sharing (yes, I fin