But to get at whatever the hell I mean by that, we need to talk about why async Rust exists in the first place. Let’s talk about: Modern Concurrency: They’re Green, They’re Mean, & They Ate My Machine Suppose we want our code to go fast. We have two big problems to solve: We want to use the whole computer. Code runs on CPUs, and in 2023, even my phone has eight of the damn things. If I want to use