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I'm going to explain the Donald Trump phenomenon in three movies. And then some text. I'm going to explain the Donald Trump phenomenon in three movies. And then some text. There's this universal shorthand that epic adventure movies use to tell the good guys from the bad. The good guys are simple folk from the countryside ... Lionsgate Films... while the bad guys are decadent assholes who live in t
24 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, February 1, 2024 We need a president who’s familiar with the brokey lifestyle Authors By Ian Garner Published February 01, 2024 Comments 0 Here’s How Vince Vaughn Changed Bradley Cooper’s Life During ‘Wedding Crashers’ The actor/writer/director had an artistic breakthrough thanks to Jeremy Grey Authors By Keegan Kelly Published February 01, 2024 Comments 1
While we were busy fumbling with hand gestures and illustrations like cavemen, other cultures just made up the perfect words and phrases to encapsulate those little everyday moments filled with ... uh ... je ne sais quoi. As we have demonstrated before, the English language has some grievous holes in it. We're talking about everyday phenomena that we have all noticed, yet don't have terms for. For
The next thing I'm going to say is going to make 80 percent of you want to punch me in the face, so let's get it out of the way: For the past year or so, part of my job has been to walk through library warehouses and destroy tens of thousands of often old and irreplaceable books. Book burning is something people usually associate with the Third Reich (the fact that this is the second time this yea
Picture your ideal future. OK, not your ideal future, where you're the last man on earth fighting the zombie horde, but society's ideal future: Energy is clean and limitless, goods are plentiful and machines take care of all the dirty work. So everybody's happy, right? But in many ways, that future is already here, and it can be described in five letters: FARTS. I should probably explain. 5 A Star
As a predominantly Christian people, Westerners think they know the Bible pretty well. But not everybody realizes that many of the most iconic features of Christianity were never mentioned by the holy book or the church, but were actually pulled out of the ass of some poet or artist who wanted to make a few bucks out of it. As a predominantly Christian people, Westerners think they know the Bible
Just when we thought Japan couldn't frighten us any further, we discover this shit. Japan is to crazy what the Middle East is to oil: sitting on quantities that can supply the rest of the world for decades. Of course, we say that with nothing but admiration. Their mind-blowing and often unsettling subcultures have faced the pressure of high expectations and stifling social codes, and responded by
Alec Baldwin Ranked His Five Favorite Woody Allen Movies for Some Bad Reason Baldwin posted a bizarre Instagram video of himself awkwardly reciting lines from ‘Broadway Danny Rose’ and ‘Radio Days’ Authors By Keegan Kelly Published October 10, 2023 Comments 0
This is the fourth installment of our series where we prove that sometimes, real life is stranger than Photoshop (see Part One, Part Two and Part Three). So enjoy our continuing chronicle of jaw-dropping pics that make you shout "FAKE!" the moment you see them, but in fact are not. Even if, in some cases, we really wish they were ... 17 A Glitch in the Matrix That car rendered from what looks like
Most movie posters are boring as hell. It's always some Photoshop of the stars, and maybe an explosion thrown in if it's an action movie. Or at least, that's the way they are in America. Go to Eastern Europe, or Japan, and you'll find posters that have absolutely nothing to do with the film, and everything to do with melting a hole in your brain. 20 Alien (Poland) "I've got an idea for a poster. I
As we established in Part 1 and Part 2 of this series: Sometimes, real life is stranger than Photoshop. This is the third edition in our chronicle of jaw-dropping pics that make you shout "FAKE!" the moment you see them, but in fact are not. Even if, in some cases, we really wish they were ... 16 The Predator Checks a Map This undoctored photo is part of an art project--and possibly also an awesom
History is full of great men and women who laid down their lives for a cause they believed in. What the history books don't tell you about, however, is the small handful of bull-headed people who've given their lives for causes that really didn't matter to anyone but them. Here are six people who proved a very important point: It's really easy to die doing something stupid. 6 Franz Reichelt What H
Trivia & Jokes 12 Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, May 23, 2024 Are you faster than a 90-year-old? Authors By Jesse Published May 23, 2024
It's hard to be amazed by anything you see online, when you know any teenager with a computer and a pirated copy of Photoshop can cobble together a fake photograph in minutes. Unfortunately this means there's a whole bunch of jaw-dropping yet real pics that the internet declared "FAKE!" the moment they appeared. A couple of times a year we collect the most amazing/ridiculous examples. Enjoy the fi
If you've ever had your penis cut off and/or been executed while on holiday, you'll probably know that it's easy to offend people from other cultures. Unless you learn the ways of the place you're visiting, even the most well-meaning tourist can regularly find his oesophagus stuffed with burning goat. But surely just plain common sense and good manners will save you, right? Wrong. Extend Your Hand
Hedonism got way out of a hand when the internet came along and the sex toy market exploded like, well, a bukkake video. Where once it was simple shoulder massagers and turkey basters that had to be adapted to nefarious purposes, nowadays anything you can think of (and probably a few dozen things you could never think of) are out there to give some lonely shut-in the pleasure they can't get from m
31 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, April 25, 2024 We gotta get the whole gang together for this one! Authors By Ian Garner Published April 25, 2024 Comments 0 Rob McElhenney Wants to Give the ‘Fallout’ Show An ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ Spin An ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’/‘Fallout’ crossover musical is too good of an idea Authors By Keegan Kelly Published April 25, 2024 Comm
Trivia & Jokes 21 of the Absolute Dumbest Games People Made Up as Kids ‘Burn Dad’s Steak’ Authors By Ian Garner Published May 23, 2024
These are weirdest, most ill-conceived toys from around the globe. If you're about to say that they're "weird" only because of our own xenophobic ignorance of other cultures, well, we have two words for you: Poop toys. You'll see. Surprisingly, not all of these are from Japan. #25. This one is, though. We're used to Japan's superior electronics companies ensuring they get new televisions, video ga
Humans are like goats. We'll eat any damned thing. Just ask the people who make PowerBars. In fact, you'll find foods in this world that don't even seem possible. Not just that they could exist, but that people would actually stick this stuff in their mouths without a gun to their head. We've found six dishes that seemed to have sprung from Satan's own cookbook. 6 Escamoles From: Mexico. What the
Science & History 32 Predictions About the Future That Demonstrate How Dumb People Were in the Past What’s the return policy on these crystal balls? Authors By Jay Wells L'Ecuyer, Cracked Writers Published June 08, 2024
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