Whether in the name of science, art, or sheer morbidity, Austin Houldsworth’s determination to fossilize a pheasant and a pineapple got results. Although if Houldsworth’s goal is eventually to fossilize humans, I hope we turn out better than the bird: The project, called 2 Million & 1AD, involved placing the bird and the fruit in separate “Fossilization Machines” designed to speed the petrificatio