Caramel & Cyanide @MaverickBistro [on phone to mum] Mum: how's Australia? Me: there's a dingo eating a shark and two snakes are rooting on the beach Mum: *laughs and scolds me for speaking in an uncouth manner Me: *sends SMS Mum: WTF?!?! pic.twitter.com/bLw2PyiFHA 2018-04-25 21:07:53