If cleanliness is next to godliness, then saintliness is next to cleanliness, and it only stands to reason that rottingliness is next to saintliness. So the theory goes like this: Since you're pretty far from saintliness, a good way to climb the ladder is to wear the big toe of a saint in a pendant around your neck. The Egyptians invented the concept of mass producing of relics. The pyramids a