Yahoo's secret layoff doublespeak revealed!Yahoo isn't firing people en masse — it's "getting fit." That noisome euphemism for today's layoffs of 1,500 people must have hissed forth from the brain of some overpaid management consultant. Likewise for pages upon pages of instructions on how to sack employees — which Valleywag has obtained. Thousands of Yahoo employees have been waiting months to find out if they're going to be laid off. Toda
