interviewer: Welcome, can I get you coffee or anything? Do you need a break? me: No, I've probably had too much coffee already! interviewer: Great, great. And are you OK with writing code on the whiteboard? me: It's the only way I code! interviewer: ... me: That was a joke. interviewer: OK, so are you familiar with "fizz buzz"? me: ... interviewer: Is that a yes or a no? me: It's more of a "I can'