AbstractThis specification defines Binary XMPP, an obviously superior representation of the Extensible Messaging and Presence Protocol (XMPP).AuthorsPedro MeloPeter Saint-AndreFabio FornoCopyright© 2008 – 2008 XMPP Standards Foundation. SEE LEGAL NOTICES.StatusActive NOTICE: This document is Humorous. It MAY provide amusement but SHOULD NOT be taken seriously. 1. Introduction¶ Everyone knows that