YES: Scotland declares independence ... from the dot co dot uk empireScotland has shaken off the shackles of its English oppressors by ditching the vicious Sassenach web address system – and replacing it with a homegrown one. Anyone living in the People's Republic of Salmond can now manually secede from their Tory overlords in Westminster by choosing a new .scot suffix. Previously, the coddled huddles of subsidised Scotland were forced to pledge allegiance to Bligh
