Thanks for the weather, Biff. Now the local headlines. Spectacular back-to-back super moon and solar eclipse enthrall thousands! In other news, police are baffled by recent spate of widespread disorderly behaviour. Our cuteporter is on the scene: Because I’m bad, I’m bad… You know it, (really, really bad) Yes, I’m bad, I’m bad, Come on, you know I’m bad, Really, really bad, Yes, I’m bad, bad, bad.
I’d like you to meet my pet fawn. I call her “Knobs” after her knees. When I’m at work at Cute Overload Headquarters, she hangs out in the lawn in front of the office and stares at people on their cigarette breaks. She wears a spotted pocket square if she gets schnozzle sniffles. She goes to the spa for hoofie-hoofies (fawn version of mani-pedi.) On her best days, she’ll show you her tiny tongue.
Every parent tells her child, “Sweetums, you can be anything you want to be as long as you work hard and set your mind to it…I believe in you!” So what do you do when you when your child comes to you and says, “Mama, I’s wants to be the first Air Force pilot who also happens to be an albino penguin!” More confusing than a platypus, Ayen D.
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