The Steve Balmer Gallery of Stupid Acts - February 7. 2002 Muhahahaa! This is damn funny! Steve Balmer of Microsoft makes a complete ass of himself in these clips. I wonder who hired the PR guys! No, we said "Shut up and die! Freak!" Now, have a look at Balmer as he unveils his new mantra to us. Hasn't he gained weight? Notice he has the eyes of a sheep, indicating massive brain damage. The next c