You've Been In Japan Too Long When......you notice you've forgotten how to tie shoelaces. ...you rush onto an escalator, and just stand there. ...you find yourself bowing while you talk on the phone. ...you think US$17 isn't such a bad price for a new paperback. ...you don't hesitate to put a $10 note into a vending machine. ...when you are talking on the telephone to your parents and your father says, "Why are you interrupting my ex
