Stevey's Blog Rants: Execution in the Kingdom of NounsThey've a temper, some of them—particularly verbs: they're the proudest—adjectives you can do anything with, but not verbs—however, I can manage the whole lot of them! Impenetrability! That's what I say! — Humpty Dumpty Hello, world! Today we're going to hear the story of Evil King Java and his quest for worldwide verb stamp-outage.1 Caution: This story does not have a happy ending. It is neither
