We are a community of motherfucking programmers who have been humiliated by software development methodologies for years. We are tired of XP, Scrum, Kanban, Waterfall, Software Craftsmanship (aka XP-Lite) and anything else getting in the way of...Programming, Motherfucker. We are tired of being told we're socialy awkward idiots who need to be manipulated to work in a Forced Pair Programming chain