One…Three…G…Three…G again…S!…Four…Four again!…And another S!… Five!…S!...Five?!…C! Thankfully Apple is in the technology business, not the education business. We can only imagine how jumbled pre-school students' ABCs and 123s would be if they were taught in Cupertino. Crazy nomenclature aside, we were anxious to bite into this latest piece of phone fruit. So anxious, in fact, that we sent one of o