Author unknown If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up put it down. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Sometimes we're not thinking about you. Live with it. Get rid of your cat. Sunday = Sports. Anything you wear is fine. Really. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their breasts stared at. You ha