[Collected via e-mail, 2002] I think it is about time people realised the origin of all those ridiculous "baby on board" signs (and such inevitable copy-cat idiocies as "mother-in-law in boot" and "rottweiler on board"). There was a tragic start to those signs. Some years ago, there was a car crash in Canada. The police located adult and child members of a family trapped in the crashed car, rescue