Holy Shit have counted Ariel Pink, John Maus and two guys from Girls among their ranks at various points in recent history, but for some reason no one’s really bothered to listen to their records. Maybe that’s about to change now that someone’s finally agreed to give Matt Fishbeck’s psychedelic lullabies the release bombast they deserve (their Stranded at Two Harbours LP is a total lost classic).

A couple of weeks back I invented the genre psychedelic body music and while it hasn’t exactly ‘blown up’ yet, I’m pretty sure the likes of Kele Okereke will soon be name-checking it in reference to their “hot new sound”. To further cement my name in pop history alongside Alan Freed (rock n’ roll), Lester Bangs (punk), er, Joe Daniel (new rave) and or course the guy who came up with The New Rock R

DOS & DON'TS Even if you can get in touch with your inner John Mark Karr and be turned on by her bullshit, can you imagine how embarrassing it would be getting caught with her by your ex-girlfriend? You’d be all, “I’m going through a selfish phase.” Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts Whoa, this guy is like when Snapple or whoever introduces a new holiday flavor and every sip makes you alternate betwee

クリスはこの記事のためにフォトコラージュ／セルフポートレートを作ってくれた。『ラズル』の“読者の妻”コーナーのスタイルに影響されて作ったものらしい。ちなみにここで紹介しているのはその画像をめちゃめちゃトリミングしたものだ。 クリス・カニンガムはテムズ川の真下にある地下洞窟に住んでいて、性格も暗い世捨て人であると同時に真の天才だ。彼は日々、軋む古イスを前後に揺らしながら二進符号を壁一面にプロジェクターで映し、スペースシャトルの破片で作ったスピーカーからスクエアプッシャーのレコードを78rpmの逆回転で流しながら、ダンテの『地獄篇』ロシア語翻訳版を読んでいる。そしてそのあいだ、ずっと眉間にシワを寄せて溜息をついているらしい。 クリスについて書かれた記事を色々読んだオレは、上に挙げた彼の特徴を疑いの余地のないモノとして信じ込んでいた。だから何年か前に彼と会って、コレが真っ赤なウソっぱちだと

The best thing about giving up booze for a couple months isn’t the better sleep or the lack of hangovers or saving money. It’s having a wee sip of your first drink of 2008 and it being so fucking delicious you want to pop your eyeballs out of your head so you can drink them as well. Comments/Enlarge | See all The unfair ratio of men to women in New York seems like a boring statistic until you’re

WHAT I DID ON MY SUMMER VACATIONPhotos by Maggie Lee Anonymous, on Sep 28, 2008 wrote: a lot of the photos are interesting. One is a blatant Jamie Warren rip off, but that is alright cause young artist have to get inspiration from somewhere! Anonymous, on Sep 26, 2008 wrote: too bad "the grainy Kodachrome film" is just a photoshop filter. Anonymous, on Sep 26, 2008 wrote: she is so adorable I wa

It’s great how just as he’s making a huge mistake he’s staring at a cover-up of another huge mistake. Comments/Enlarge | See all Dude is really fucking proud of the fact that his dick looks like the dicks people draw on bathroom walls. Comments/Enlarge | See all

“C’mon Maria, we know you want to drink us. We hear you thinking about it. C’mon baby. Don’t fight it. Just one more. You can do it. Opeeeeen yourrr eeeeyees...” Comments/Enlarge | See all Williamsburg is known as the new Lower East Side which is fine and everything but can somebody please explain what happened over the East River where everyone became funky Barcelonans? Comments/Enlarge | See

They've conjured "generic indie rock couple" into "The Harry Potters Who Fell To Earth" and it's making me want to hang out with them. Comments/Enlarge | See all You’re supposed to hate skinny jeans because it’s a “thing” and all “things” suck but I’m sorry, I like it when everyone looks like Bruce Dickinson if he was a roadie for Nausea. Comments/Enlarge | See all

Oh, look, Chrissy and Janet bought a whole case of bottled water for the apartment and now they’re wheeling it home on your skateboard that they borrowed. All is right with the world. Comments/Enlarge | See all Someone sent this from London encouraging us to “tear these hipsters a new arse.” Why? If you want to hear someone rag on young people who dare to wear anything more than jeans and a t-shi

Vice Magazine JapanSEGAをどれだけ好きになればこんなタトゥーを入れられるんだ？ そういえば高校のときの同級生に木村というヤツがいた。あだ名は“キム”。彼は大の〈SEGA〉好きで、当時出ていたSEGAのゲームを片っ端から買い漁っていた。そして、そんな趣味は「目指す就職先はSEGA」と言ってしまう所まできていたっけ。あれから15年以上経つけど、キムは元気にしているだろうか……。 こんなコトを思い出したのも、この写真を見たからだ。きっと世の中にはキムを凌ぐSEGA好きが何万といるのだろう。最近ネットを巡っているとついつい昔を思い出してしまうモノにブチ当たる。 Kazuyuki Matsushita (VICE) 来週の 10/10 (金) に 名村造船所跡地で WeSC 主催のドデカい PARTY がある。 世界中 で大人気の "2many djs" 、そして彼らが中心とな