Best Programming JokesAll these jokes are now illustrated at my new Programming Comic. Check it out! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?” The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?” “Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Q. How did th
