Adventures in Perl, which I have been in love-hate-love relationship with for more than a decade. A language that is dead, undead, alive, and above all: damn useful. Thank God for cpanminus. Now that I'm free from having to use them, allow me to rant, no, bitch about them. 1. Bad defaults. Some default values might make sense 10-15 years ago, but not so much nowadays. For example, I'd argue that "