Oh boy. Within seconds, I call the number and get this. “Hello, welcome to Verizon. Our offices are now closed. Our hours are between 8 and 11pm on the weekdays...” I call again and repeatedly tap zero to try and get an operator. No dice. A minute later I get a duplicate text message.
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