My other half says I’m losing it. But I think that as an enthusiast kernel developer she doesn’t have the right to criticize people. (“I like user space better!” – she exclaims upon reading this). Shown below is a (single query) SQL-generated pie chart. I will walk through the steps towards making this happen, and conclude with what, I hope you’ll agree, are real-world, useful usage samples. +----
![SQL pie chart](https://cdn-ak-scissors.b.st-hatena.com/image/square/8d71ff5111e05619a10d29bb40d7aebaa75c8fbc/height=288;version=1;width=512/https%3A%2F%2Fs0.wp.com%2Fi%2Fblank.jpg)