I have a long history with JavaScript, dating back to the glory days of the most perfect technology ever to have graced computers: DHTML. DHTML was totally rad, like how the Budweiser frogs were rad. In the late 90’s you really couldn’t do much of anything on the web except add 88x31 buttons and build with 1x1.gif spacer tricks. But then Dynamic HTML came out in IE4 and a whole world of hover anim