2017-06-18 If you don't write web-thingies in go you can stop reading now. Also, I am somewhat snarky in this article. I intend that to be humorous but am probably failing. Sorry for that As everyone™ knows, people need to stop writing routers/muxs in go. Some people attribute the abundance of routers to the fact that the net/http package fails to provide a sufficiently powerful router, so people