IBM Poopheads: "LAMP Users Need to Grow Up" Saturday, May 28, 2005 Ryan Tomayko IBM says LAMP users need to grow up. Let’s do it: According to Daniel Sabbah, general manager of IBM’s Rational division, LAMP — the popular Web development stack — works well for basic applications but lacks the ability to scale. Nope. We call bullshit. After wasting years of our lives trying to implement physical th