There is a story to be told here. Statik and I are talking about it, because the S. story is eating up a lot of our mindspace right now. Rather than get right into this whole thing, I would like to begin by giving a brief setup. Jason (Me, stupid!) Derek Statik Now, many of you have heard of Shay. She is the villain of this story. Okay, the VERY brief version, which I am thinking about expressing