As they're wont to do, a certain tweet was floating around the interwebs for a while the other week. Recruiters be like: We're looking for someone who can connect to the database using CSS. It's been a hell of a long time since I last embarked on a quality shitpost project1, in fact it's been so long that back then I probably didn't even have the word shitpost in my vocabulary. To that end, I was