superuseless superpowers

SUPERUSELESS SUPERPOWER: Quaker Oates John Oates (of Hall & Oates fame) was blessed with a thick, black moustache and fingers that can tickle a soul guitar into making heavenly sounds. His cousin, Quaker Oates, was not-so-blessed with a direct connection from his stomach to East Coast fault lines. In other words, when Quaker’s tum-tum goes grrrrrrr….Delaware could fall into the Atlantic Ocean. Oka

[gnt]

「どの角度からでもマナとカナを100％見分けられる」（それ無用やない

[yuuboku]

「あらゆる液体を室温化」は化学火災などで役に立つだろうからsuperuselessではないと思う

[noshuke]

全然役に立たない超能力を紹介するブログ。13発目の被弾を防弾、飛行機内飛行、99%不透明、超短距離テレポーテーションなど