Okay I ended up making this write-up waaaaaay too long, so before I get into any of the jargon, let’s take a look at the finished product: Orbiting around the equator of a supermassive black hole, with an off-axis accretion disk. Orbiting laterally from the equator to the north pole of a slightly less supermassive black hole. Sitting near the accretion disk of a really, really supermassive black h