Fast & easy baseline text categorization with vw

About a month ago, the paper Bag of Tricks for Efficient Text Categorization was posted to arxiv. I found it thanks to Yoav Goldberg's rather incisive tweet: Yoav is basically referring to the fact that the paper is all about (a) hashing features and (b) bigrams and (c) a projection that doesn't totally make sense to me, which (a) vw does by default (b) requires "--ngrams 2" and (c) I don't totall