I'm 12 years old and what is this?(Sometimes shortened to "I'm 12 and what is this?") is a baby lingo-meme that was delivered by a stork to its proud parents after a night of wild unprotected sex in May 2009. Like all the best memes these days I'm 12 years old and what is this? came out of nowhere, completely unforced and totally random -a gift from the Patron Saint of Anon. It serves as a throwaw