TMMLPTEALPAITAFNFAL TMMLPTEALPAITAFNFAL ("The Multi-Million Language Project To End All Language Projects And Isn't That A Fine Name For A Language") is not a single language, it is approximately 100.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000 languages in one small 26K compiler. The basic syntax is very simple, however, based on a unique-day-index (relative to january 1, 1900) arbitrary instruction