" Me itai me itai itai itai itai itai! Docchi Docchi Docchi Docchi Docchi? Shampoo! Rinse wa nai sa! which roughly translates to: My eyes! My eyes! Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch! Which one, which one, which one, which one, which one? Shampoo! There is no rinse (aka conditioner)! "