Answer (1 of 168): Thanks to everybody for all of those funny Southwest FA remarks. So that you have a complete set, here are the dregs from the barrel that your better taste allowed you to overlook. "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."...
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