Why is this program erroneously rejected by three C++ compilers?

I am having some difficulty compiling a C++ program that I've written. This program is very simple and, to the best of my knowledge, conforms to all the rules set forth in the C++ Standard. I've read over the entirety of ISO/IEC 14882:2003 twice to be sure. The program is as follows: Here is the output I received when trying to compile this program with Visual C++ 2010: c:\dev>cl /nologo helloworl

[dayafterneet]

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[YarmUI]

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[topiyama]

手書きソースコードが通るコンパイラが作られる未来は要らないかな…

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[rn4ru]

なんでだろうね〜

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[mactkg]

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[h-hirai]

visual ってそういう……???

[noradaiko]

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[kuenishi]

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