The Last Language War / Language Trolling Post You'll Ever Need To Read (Hopefully)The Last Language War / Language Trolling Post You'll Ever Need To Read (Hopefully) Moderator: Greetings, and welcome to the First-And-Possibly-Last-Ever Pan-Computer-Programming-Language Conference (FAPLEPCPLC). I am joined on stage tonight by many distinguished, high-profile computer programming languages. Each is highly regarded by its devotees, and I for one look forward to hearing what each h
