EBAY LINK — ACQUIRE THIS ARTIFACT AND OTHERS LIKE IT THROUGH THE GLORY OF RITUAL AUCTION COMBAT THE BLASPHEMER GRIMACES UPON YOU WITH THE SPIRIT OF THIS JOYLESS, MISERABLE AND MEANINGLESS SEASON. THE SEASON OF SUFFERING IS UPON YOU. BEGINNING THIS EVENING AT 6:30, SIX (6) SIX WORKS OF THE BLASPHEMER WILL BE MADE AVAILABLE ON EBAY. THIS YULETIDE GIVE YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY WHAT THEY TRULY DESERVE: