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Male Voice: (whispers) Exclusive. [music] [crowd cheers] Male Voice: He's the oldest celebrity in the world, Male Voice: like, super old. Male Voice: Old enough to remember when dancing was a sin. Male Voice: And beer was served in a bucket. Male Voice: But is he ready to lead? [patriotic music plays] Paris Hilton: Hey America, I'm Paris Hilton and I'm a celebrity too. Paris Hilton: Only, I'm not