"My helmet was totally squashed. Then I see the doctor. Usual procedure - they try to see my d*ck first, touching my balls." A long swig of beer. "It's true! I learn that in UK. When balls move, brain is fine. When big crash, scissors, take off the overalls, see the balls, hit the balls, then when balls move, this guy's fine. If balls don't move, then there's a problem with brain damage, I think."